Karen and the Black Hills of Death

Love, loot, and Lovecraft collide in a fast-talking, fast-driving urban fantasy caper. Cthulhu is on "vacation" from the Land of the Great Old Ones—and technically still married. He's dating Karen, a human hurricane with a flawless refund policy and an iron will, and he's racing to the Black Hills to secure a century-old hoard before divorce court—and rival Old One politics—strip him bare. When his ex, Idh-yaa, storms Earth with a slick councilor in tow, the chase barrels into Deadwood and beyond. Snowstorms, slot machines, and slippery lawyers turn South Dakota into a battlefield of exes, gunslingers, horse traders, and one very peckish Shoggoth. Also closing in: treasure hunters Kansas Smith and Dusty Rhodes, whose knack for survival might make them allies—or the last obstacle between Karen and the payout. With portals popping, donkeys braying, and hashtags trending, Karen and Cthulhu must turn leverage into salvation or kiss their freedom—and their future—goodbye. If you love irreverent urban fantasy, satirical rom-com banter, and monster-fueled heists, this fast, funny thrill ride is your next obsession. Grab your map, mind the tentacles, and start reading Karen and the Black Hills of Death now.