They Sent Humans

A Humorous First Contact Space Adventure Getting abducted was bad enough. Getting hired by aliens was worse. When a small group of humans is chosen for a delicate first-contact mission, the assignment sounds simple enough: locate a missing alien, keep the operation quiet, and avoid causing an interplanetary incident before breakfast. Instead, everything goes wrong. A rescue on Earth turns into a full-scale disaster involving suspicious soldiers, a badly injured visitor, a ship that refuses to cooperate, and a hiding place that is far less empty than anyone expected. Now the humans must survive their own mission, protect a secret bigger than Earth is ready for, and somehow stop first contact from becoming humanity's most embarrassing moment. The aliens may have the technology. The humans have improvisation, bad ideas, and just enough courage to make things worse. Fast, funny, and packed with chaos, They Sent Humans is a sci-fi adventure filled with alien trouble, reluctant heroes, dangerous discoveries, and the kind of first contact that should never have been left in human hands. Perfect for readers who enjoy witty space adventures, high-stakes rescue missions, and human beings being spectacularly unqualified for the jobs they somehow keep getting.